spleeg
an imaginary drug that is used by only the most superfly of people. it will also scare ones girlfriend into thinking it is a real drug.
me: i been smokin that spleeg
friend: why are you smokin that stuff, you know its bad for you.
me: spleeg is a fake drug dude, you just got busted.
when a homeless cripple gives you a footjob.
this dude in the red line today totally gave me a spleeg without even asking first.
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