a less rich version of the sugar mama
she’s my splenda mama because she doesn’t make enough money to be my sugar mama
- Splitting lumber
slitting the middle of your d-ck and having another d-ck inserted inside of the slit. while in the other d-ck this person then p-sses into it so the other person will be able to p-ss out another persons p-ss. me and eric were totally splitting lumber last night… yea i know ive heard that eric […]
- Spontaneous shitting
when you have a big juicy five guys cheeseburger and 45 minutes later you sh-t yourself in the most embarr-ssing situation. this usually happens when the burger is made with jalapeños and hot sauce. last night i was hanging with carol, and just about as i was ready to stick it in, i had a […]
derived from the word “wootspasm”. used to express absolute and utter wootness. person: dude, they discovered a drug which makes you live forever! other person: spootwasm!
an effeminate gentleman with a penchant for poetry, flowers and frequently the love of another man. jamie solomon is such a ponsior, he loves to charm the underpants of young buccaneerswhilst punting on the river.
a young donkey’s manhood, used for pleasure by racist. ichi gin loves ponyc-ck.