Splenda-man
the guy who comes into your house at night and replaces all your sugar with splenda brand artificial sweetener.
guy 1: dude, where’s the sugar?
guy 2: we’re all out; the splenda man visited last night.
sugar daddy lite.
my sugar daddy lost so much money in the stock market that he is more like a splenda-man these days.
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