Thomas Solakof


a gender confused member of the ape family, vaguely reminiscent of the wookie from ‘star wars’ by george lucas.

a thomas will often try and -ssault those around him if they are excelling in something he is incapable of, e.g soccer, conversation and s-x.

thomas’s family tree is literally a straight line, he is descended from a romanian pole dancer and a somalian pirate, when the pirate died however, the pole dancer kept the family blood alive by having s-x with her son, thus starting the family of inbreds, doubtless thomas will soon be impregnated by his father and will continue the tradition.
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