splendora texas


a small town between cleveland and new caney. people there fall into one of two categories; people who have lived there their entire lives. partic-p-te in their children’s little league games and go to every school function or meth heads. the property here is overpriced and often floods. everyone wears cowboy boots and say y’all often. the people are either overly friendly or sketchy as f-ck. commonly called “splendookie”.
splendora texas is full of sh-t kickers and meth heads.

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