Splesp
splesp, noun or verb.
to splesp is when a female goes for post-coital urination and once seated, expels gas from her v-g-n- thusly forcing out the collected s-m-n inside of her. the word was derived from the noise created when a woman splesps.
i had great s-x last night but when i went for a p-ss i did the loudest splesp ever! he must have c-m about 2 litres in me
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