Splieave


you win the lottery, give half to your spouse, and leave! split, and leave!
hey, sweetie! i’m so glad we’ve been married all these years, but i just won 100 million in the lottery and realize that i’m not so glad we’ve been married all these years! here’s your half, and i’m outta here, b-tch! i’m splieaveing your -ss!

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