split check
turning your hand to the side and in a fast, karate chop like motion chopping between the v-g-n-. if done effectively the split check will result in a camel toe.
the split check is also a way of determining the gender of the truely androgynous.
the split check can also be performed between the b-tt cheeks.
“i ain’t scared to split check a b-tch!”
“my girlfriend split checked my -ss, i kind of liked it…”
“after alex split checked me, it hurt for days!”
“i couldn’t tell if it was a guy or a girl, so i split checked it!”
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