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  having s-x with a girl on her period. i raise my rod in egypt and i split the red sea, that means i had s-x with a girl on her period, that’s right, i don’t mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight. -jon lajoie, very super famous splitting the […]

• Sposies

  the plural of the (usually derogatory term) for disposable diapers. i believe cloth diapering is better than using sposies like lazy formula feeding, non-baby wearing “mother’s” and, therefore, am better than they are. (these individuals are lacking in intelligence as to what a real m-o-m is.)

• Spotlight Rapist

  someone who steals other people’s moments in the spotlight away from them whether it is their first time or not. kanye west is a spotlight rapist for taking away taylor swift’s big moment. she’s a 19 year old girl, dude. come on now.

• Spread The Tight

  ‘spread the tight’ whatever you want it to mean. it has no set definition. just throw it in an everyday sentence i can subst-tute for any saying. i just f-cked sh-t up! i jsut spread the tight! lets do some cool sh-t. lets spread the tight.

• Squandering slut bag

  someone who wastefully uses a genuinely precious person without recognition of their selfish actions. this person could be considered greedy and in the act of doing so, offends their victim. these people are percieved by the general public as sweet or charming but are actually disguising their greedy nature by their good looks and fake […]

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