splinched
you don’t want to know
‘arry: “splinched? what’s that?
the wiz: “you don’t want to know”
1 more definition
to be separated.
a reference from harry potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.
:
“man, my smiley face got splinched”
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