stomach flu

the most painful experience ever, only lasting for a day or two. symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and unbearable stomach pains. it’s extremely contagious. no vaccine, no cure, and you only gain immunity to it for a few weeks. have fun.
“my mom’s got the stomach flu. i gotta keep praying that i don’t get it.”

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