Splinter Cell Online
the noob term for playing splinter cell in the online environment, steam.
a cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 -ssociation, n00bs, but really they’re just fresh meat) similar to that of halo 2 online. standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a charms blowpop. a noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)
obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.
it is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
splinter cell online subt-tled screencap:
-eucatastrophe has entered
-a_big_throbbing_c-ck has entered
(play commences as usual. but suddenly…)
-eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_c-ck: eucatastrophe suck this
-eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_c-ck
sleepy: lawl!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
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