split beaver
much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than sh-ggy in its coat. a plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. an object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it’s yet another name for her c-nt!
she was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.
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