Split it and Quit it

awkwardly riding in an uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. you hope that you won’t see them again.
“hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? nah man, we just ubered to another bar and i escaped, fortunately i was able to split it and quit it.”

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