Split Mushroom
the act of having -n-l s-x with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.
man: “mmmmmm, f-ck yeah, oh yeah..”
woman: “omg! don’t stop, brucey! mmm, f-ck my bad -ss!”
man: -fries up a mushroom surprise-
woman: “w-what’s that noise, brucey?”
man: “shut up.”
he cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly b-st-rd.
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