Split Sack Eye-Mask
verb, noun:
1. testes are placed upon the bridge of the nose so that bifurcation results in each t-st-cl- resting within each eye socket. the shaft of a (preferably) erect but acceptably flaccid p-n-s rests upon the bridge of the nose of the recipient of the ssem.
note: simply leaning backwards results in “the unicorn effect” in which the shaft rises upward while the t-st-cl-s remain in the eye sockets.
genital temperature should remain at a temperature of 37 degrees celsius, which can be achieved in a warm water bath.
“while antic-p-ting a tea-bag, i thought i went blind but discovered, to my relief, that i was recieving not a tea bag, but a split sack eye-mask.”
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