Split Sex
noun
s-x in which both the man and the woman are in a split. may be an awkward form of penetration at first, however, interestingly satisfying. split s-x can be performed more simply with man laying on back and woman does split over him entering his d-ck into her, but this is less satisfying for clear reasons. experiment on your own to find your favorite way to both be in a split during intercourse. split s-x is for the h-rny trying to find out the many ways to do it. caution: -rg-sms may occur quickly, split s-x is a superior form of penetration. excellence and perfection will come with practice.
we had insane split s-x last night, and d-mn was it good.
i am ridiculous at split s-x i really have no trouble finding men because they all want the crazy -rg-sm split s-x can bring.
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