split-streaming
when a guy’s p-ss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.
“sh-t man i may be jerking it off too much.” “oh? how so?” dude i’ve started split-streaming when going to the bathroom.” nah dude you cool, just don’t do it for a couple days and you’ll be fine!”
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