split the muffin
while penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the -n-s and pull apart, in turn, opening the -n-s and making the womans b-ttocks resemble an english m-ffin being split open.
my girlfriend was being a dirty sl-t, she even asked me to split the m-ffin!
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