Split the Oldies
when some establishment/person/company/ent-ty has taken an object and made it inaccessible or removed it from public or personal consumption, they are said to have “split the oldies” on that object.
after using facebook for a year, phil split the oldies on mysp-ce.
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as a new year’s resolution, liz split the oldies on her coffee addiction.
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realizing that he really wanted to work with math, suraj split the oldies on his english major.
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nate split the oldies on his ipod mini when he got an ipod touch for christmas.
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