split the sheets


1. to get a divorce. 2. divide property and other belongings after a divorce
1. d-ck & jane decided to split the sheets.
2. d-ck & jane decided which of the property they wanted after the divorce and they divided up the property equally between them. d-ck & jane each took half the dishes and they split the sheets equally between themselves.

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