Split Them Cheeks


a human body has 2 sets of cheeks: face cheeks and booty cheeks. split them cheeks has a double meaning depending on who you say it to. if it’s a hot girl that’s dtf, split them cheeks and go in. if it’s a sad person, split them cheeks and show that pretty smile.

split them cheeks is also a group on facebook, twitter, instagram, etc started by the cheek splitters based out of washington, dc. facebook.com/splitthemcheeks #splitthemcheeks @splitthemcheeks
boy: split them cheeks!
girl: ew you’re rude
boy: i meant show your beautiful smile 🙂
girl: awww, so sweet. what’s your name?

and then proceed to split them cheeks that night.

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