Split Top Muffin Drop


as you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of s-xcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet p-ssy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.
i got a broken nose when that fat b-tch split top m-ffin dropped me.

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