Splitage
the art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.
1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.
best done in shopping centres
person 1: did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
person 2: yeah but my splitage from behind was better.
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