splizzatch


another evolutionary step in the b-tch/b–tch/bizzatch/blizzatch insult saga.

one of the few insults available that is ambiguous enough to be applied to any person incapable of sustaining a ‘cool’ flow of actions and/or accomplishments.
“…tom burnt the steak…”

“…f—ing splizzatch…”

“…i’m not going to apply for the job, because i won’t get it…”

“…negative splizzatch…”

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