Sploffed


extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.
dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. i was totally sploffed for hours.

i am so sploffed right now, i can’t even move.

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