splonker
a rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a w-nker but actually posses no c-ck with which to toss off with. also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. also known as a townly
person sitting next to a guy: you know you are a real splonker
that person: yo who you calling black
person sitting next to a guy: i didnt say black you jack-ss i said splonker you retareded -n-l dwelling but monkey, aka townley
splong•kurz
noun
1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness
2.
miscellaneous supplies
adjective
1.
incapacitated
noun
1.
“they don’t understand. they all ignorant and jealous of splonkers.”
2.
“i got splonkers.”
adjective
1.
“i got so splonkers.”
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