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-j-c-l-t-, c-m.
if i sploodge while watching my sister get undressed am i pervert even tho i was actually thinking about my dad?
1- the act of -j-c-l-t–n, release of s-m-n, male -rg-sm

2- s-m-n, sperm

3- that kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, s-xual orientation, or s-xual attractiveness). however, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).

4- to rub one’s ribs softly to catch their attention

5- a sentient as-xual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet nur’dzayven
1- “i just sploodged!”

2- “hey mitch, there’s some sploodge on your face.”

3- “hey sploodge, what’s up?… no don’t touch me… we’re just talking here.”

4- “eew!!! stop sploodging me!!!”

5- “eew!”
“what is?”
“i don’t know! come look!”
“eew! step on it! that’s nasty!”
getiing shot with sperm or shooting your sperm
i will sploodge on your face
(not to be confused with splodge)

1. verb – the act of plopping a liquid onto another.

2. onomatopoeia – the sound made when a dense liquid drops into a thinner one.
1. omg… it sploodged!

2. p–p makes a loud sploodge when it hits the toilet water.
to strain whilst sh-tting
i was having to really sploodge hard before i cr-pped myself
when you randomly bust a nut
i sploodged last night when i was talking to my parents

i was walking around naked and i sploodged all over the ground and wall