Sploodgitron
a mechanized machine desinged for the sole purpose of stimulating the male s-x oran by rapid vibration that fires red laser beams every nine seconds into the urithra of the phalus resulting in a pleasurous sensation only achievable after discovering the lost city of uphalica
john uaed the sploodgitron to milk out before the prom, but was later diagnosed with testicular cancer.
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