Splooge Deuce


masturbating while p–ping. killing 2 t-rds and 1 bone. the splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. it is most enjoyable when you time your -rg-sm as you pinch a t-rd off.
my girlfriend and i were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.

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