Splooge-Tag
splooge-tag is a game first made popular by the 1986 van halen road crew but anyone can play. the basic idea is to get a bl-wj-b but at the end you pull out of her mouth and try to get as much in her hair as possible. if she asks why you pulled out tell her it was because you had too much respect for her to come in her mouth, now, make sure there are no mirrors handy and when you clean her up make sure you do not touch her hair deposit. the last part is where you tell her you have to hurry because somebody needs to meet her. eddie van halen worked great but a parent or priest or whomever will also work. hurry her to the meeting and introduce her by saying what a nice girl she then when she steps forward to try to shake hands you stand behind her pointing out the offending m-ss…really great fun for all!
that’s john’s sixth girl this week and it’s only thursday…that guy sure loves his splooge-tag!
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