Sploogemop
(n.) the c-ck-sucking busybody that comes in and ruins another’s fun by setting a self-serving moral standard based on some hazzily-recalled previous experience in which the sploogemop came out behind, and thus, going forward, everyone else needs to suffer the same fate.
(n.) the rule or value inst-tuted by said c-cksucker, i.e. the sploogemop’s sploogemop.
(v.) to make a horsesh-t, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. the sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop
1. in my humble opinion, daniel is a sploogemop. yea verily, that rapscallion fixed the league rules to favor his team because of an imagined slight he received in times gone by.
2. why, this is nothing more than daniel’s latest sploogemop, i tell you! a simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!
3. he sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.
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