Splooging
to -j-c-l-t- with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the c-m hits her.
he stood up in the spa and finished by splooging all over her waiting lips and face.
causing a m-ss eruption of bodily fluids, mostly out of the p-n-s.
why are you splooging all over me!?
the act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl’s wizard sleeve.
let’s go splooge some sloots!
friend:were you splooging her last night?
me: i took her upstairs and drove the big ol’ skin bus into tuna town. burr
when brittany spears sits down on the toilet intending p–p, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her -n-s. can be seen on south park.
it’s really loud in the bathroom right now, i think he’s splooging.
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