splooner


a person who plays the wiiu game splatoon on a regular basis and definitely has an addiction to the game. unlike normal players, splooners tend to yell angrily at the at the tv screen and gamepad when loosing a battle, even when it is only turf wars. these people will not hesitate to blame a loss on the fact that there was a j-panese player on his/her team, and therefor they are considered racist. splooners are highly disrespectful to low level and low rank players, and only care about themselves or their squad. please aviod them whenever necessary, and please do not become one.
“it’s bad enough that our team lost, but it’s even worse that the splooner on the opposing team is rubbing it in.”

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