splorg
splorg; n.;
the contents of a container of s-m-n that has aged for at least two years. the material should have the consistency of congealed yogurt, and smell like death.
guy 1: dude, your room smells like death.
guy 2: oh yeah, that’s just my jar of splorg i’ve been keeping since i was 13.
guy 1: what the f-ck, man?
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