Splortched
inj. the sound any bodily fluid makes upon leaving the body.
most commonly relates to the sound a bullet makes when traveling through a noob’s head, and the subsequent exploding/imploding sounds/actions of the head therein.
“fall back, team. let the noobs rush in…” splortched! “cover the corners! flashbang out!”
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