splosh

noun: a s-xual/sensual food party, in which partic-p-nts cover each other in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. eating the food off each other is optional. nudity and s-xual interactions often follow. other common usages are the present verb splosh and the present participle verb form sploshing.
“we were at this sploshing party and my friend got covered in chocolate sauce and whipped cream, then they had her sit on a birthday cake! she really loved it!”
covering one’s self in food/wet and messy substances in order to acheive s-xual stimulation/arousal.

as seen in an hbo episode of real s-x #24 the issue of sploshing was explained. the fact that the brittish had tight upper lips did not mean that so were their genitals. the thought of tasty desires has come today to be published in a magazine, “splosh”! when people think of food, they automatically think of s-x. nothing is more arousing then an appit-te for l-st?
“at the splosh party the group covered eachother in body paint and whipped cream.”
slang for tea in the uk, primarily london.

variations;

builder’s splosh – all day, ordinary, brown tea-with-milk, with or without sugar. drunk by most tea drinkers. so-called ‘builder’s’ to imply tea drunk in a greasy spoon (def. 2) before plastering something; to differentiate from ‘f-nny’. also drunk by students and tokers tokers tea.

f-nny splosh – pink/any-colour-except-brown and/or transparent, fruit or herb flavour, no-milk-tea. drunk by girls and hippies, the ‘health conscious’, (‘f-nny’ implying uk def = v-g-n-).
‘oooh, i’d love a nice cuppa splosh’

‘fancy a cup of splosh?’

‘you want f-nny splosh or builders splosh?’

the sound that is made when your feces h-ts the surface of the toilet water.
“when i did my number two, it made a big splosh!”
the complementary bidet like action of the water inside a toilet when your p–p breaks the surface of the water and splashes all up on your -sshole
i just dropped a load and got sploshed all up in my -sshole, but at least i didn’t have to wipe.
splosh is a cup of tea without the milk, probably the most addictive drink known to man
hey ed would you like a cup of splosh?” ” yes please chriso
to splosh someone means to shank them harder than anyone else ever could. it’s the ultimate pain causing technique.
person 1 – i’m gonna splosh kyle if he tries to get her to sleep with him
person 2 – he won’t know what hit him