sploshing


noun: a s-xual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. eating the food off said person is optional. it is common practice for the “sploshee” to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. the “splosher” can be nude or clothed based on preference. other common usages are the present verb splosh.
“he knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids. never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be sploshing him with next, each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body.”
verb: the act of placing food on another person, and usually eating it off of them, for pleasure. a full-bodied food fetish. commonly used in present partic-p-l form sploshing. can also be used as a noun splosh.
“one of my friends is a chef and has some interesting kinks…she loves to have parties where she gets to splosh her lovers with her own culinary creations.”
a fairly new and quite trendy s-xual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. it’s quite the logical combo of “wet and messy” with the food crush fetish. while it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does not necessarily involve p-ssing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. in recent years it’s become quite the fad in-vogue in hollywood ith christina aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for “out” magazine.
dan: i’m waiting for alanis morissette to splosh next.

jennifer: i am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my b-ttocks. i am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.
running around naked in a room with many other people, throwing pies at them for s-xual pleasure
my aunt likes to splosh with her neighbor friend
a fairly new and quite trendy s-xual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. it’s quite the logical combo of “wet and messy” with the food crush fetish. while it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does not necessarily involve p-ssing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. in recent years it’s become quite the fad in-vogue in hollywood ith christina aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for “out” magazine.
dan: do you think lady gaga is into sploshing?

jennifer: dunno about it, danny, but it seems to me she’s next in a long line of s-xy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
a fairly new and quite trendy s-xual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. it’s quite the logical combo of “wet and messy” with the food crush fetish. while it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does not necessarily involve p-ssing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. in recent years it’s become quite the fad in-vogue in hollywood ith christina aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for “out” magazine.
dan: do you think lady gaga is into sploshing?

jennifer: dunno about it, danny, but it seems to me she’s next in a long line of s-xy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.
a fairly new and quite trendy s-xual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. it’s quite the logical combo of “wet and messy” with the food crush fetish. while it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does not necessarily involve p-ssing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. in recent years it’s become quite in-vogue in hollywood ith christina aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for “out” magazine.
dan: i’m waiting for lady gaga to engage in sploshing.

jennifer: sploshing that includes sitting on my birthday cake is something i would consider doing on my upcoming b-day.

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