Splotong


simply a feeling you cant explain. random feeling, random word.

pr-nounced splow-tong
tom: hey man how you feeling?
jack: hmm.. dunno?.. splotong i guess
tom: haha splotong!
jack: hahaha yeh.. motherrf-cking splotong..
tom: yehh i think me too then, you know.. your just like alright? but not? and bored? but not? your just something? but not..?
jack: mann dont try and make sense of it. you cant. its just splotong..
tom: haha yeh.. my bad, mother.. f-cking.. splotong..

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