Splum


a splum is the metal grommet or fabric eyelets that are often sewn or attached near the top of each of the six sections of fabric of a baseball cap to provide ventilation.
the splum of my baseball cap feels like it dented my brain when i hit my head on the low ceiling.
a semi combonation of splooge and c-m. it is a weak -j-c-l-t–n do to physical status or poor sperm count. a weaker built person may splum verus a more in shape and heathy person who would climax normally.
the meager av nerd splum as the cheerleader kissed his n-ts-ck.

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