spocking



a s-xual act. inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s v-g-n- while pushing the other two digits in her -n-s.
the dirty b-tch couldn’t get enough so i gave her a d-mn good spocking
when you spin in your chair back and forth in a mellow, yet short movement. if you turn your head sideways, its totally like rocking. the result: spocking.
today at work, we had a spocking contest to see who could spock the longest. it was gnar.
inserting two fingers into a lady’s v-g-n- and two into her -n-s at the same time, making your hand into doctor spock’s signature hand gesture.
i did a bit of spocking last night and she loved it!
making the spock sign with your fingers and then masturbating a male between your middle and ring finger.
i sat on my husband’s lap and started spocking him.
to perfrom the vulcan salute and insert it into anothers f-nny and -n-s at the same time.
i gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.
stealing another man’s girlfirend, fiancee, or wife.
man1 is walking down the street and sees a man and a woman together. he likes the woman. while man2 is away, man1 puts “moves” on woman1. when man2 returns woman1 is with man1. man2 runs away and becomes captain of a sp-ceship.

man1 just comiitted an act of spocking. or he spocked woman1 from man2.
spock is a s-xual act that involves three up the pink, two in the stink. a s-xual act. (created by oudy darkbane and c-ntney(
jamie spocked sean and luke in the shower.

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