Spoekhagbard


a f-cking rich runner in the game neocron

has 10 mc5’s if not more
probably 15 kamis
more than 500 mill credits
every single weapon ultimated probably and 5 slots

he is teh s-x tho
runner a; selling mc5 hercules
spoekhagbard: 120 mill + 5 slot
runner a: sold :d

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