spokangster
a.k.a. ‘spogangster’ – a person between ages of 12 and 25, lives in spokane, skinny, white, shaved headed blonde facial hair, south pole, jnco, loves lil jon, loves j lo, fat girlfriend shops at deb, thinks us polo -ssn. is actually polo, drive a sh-tty car with subs, hangs out at northtown mall and division st., fake bling. no style sensibility. oh and dont forget the sideways g-unit hat. has no idea that spokane is not a huge city. spokane is one of the safest cities in the west.
“im a spokangster. i’m living a life of failure.”
“im a spokangster…word up…oh sorry dogg i gtg cuz my mom be blowin up my cel.”
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