your dads husband


a come back that’s better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumb-ss.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.
brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
erick: your dads husband!!

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brittney: omg! who did that!?
jake: your mom!
jimmy: that was gay…but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
rob: your dads husband!
dylan:….):

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