Spolgize
spoll-jize a reluctant apology, as in “i suppose i apologize”. insincere atonement.
impressed by my quick wit and cleverness, my conversation companion quickly informed me that what i had said was rude and insensitive. i disagreed, and thusly spolgized.
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