sponch
a shortbread cookie topped with four marshmallows, two pink and two white, with shredded coconut, and often found with a squirt of jelly on top, and, occasionally, sprinkles. sponch originates in mexico and is manufactured by marinela bakeries. it is an all-purpose food, with for a wide variety of uses. it’s quite versatile; it’s a verb, a noun, and an adjective.
ric: how was the soccer game?
neida: it was awesome! we smeared sponch all over them!
“will you pick up some sponch while you’re out?”
(verb) to engage in nerd-like behavior by spouting knowledge about totally irrelevant or uniteresting topics; to cement your lack of skills at social interaction by demonstrating your proviciciency in an obscure area of study.
(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior
friend of sponch: ew, you have snot on your sleeve!
sponch: did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that’s created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract?
friend of sponch: could you please stop sponching in public?
only the most wickedly amazingly bodaciously awesome zestiness that existence could be. (there will always be an exclamation following any form of this word, otherwise they are an uneducated posing h-m-.)
you’ve been sponched!
i love sponch!
all praise the sponch!
i will sponch the sh-t out of you!
punching a female in the lady parts. otherwise known as sn-tch punching
jordan just sponched kayleigh
one who is wierd and awkward
dahli the artist is a sponch like no other.
a condition in which an individual is unable to perform the act of intercourse due to excessive alcohol consumption. this can be used when referring to a male unable to maintain an erection or a female who is unable to climax due to her inebriation.
also see whiskey d-ck
ie;”how was it last night with that dude? f-ck, it was awful, i couldn’t c-m i had the sponch.”
ie; “she won’t talk to me after i got the sponch on her birthday.”
the back of one’s hand between the knuckle and the wrist.
man 1: “dude, my night was ruined when the bouncer totally “x”ed by sponch.”
man 2: “man, i get that every night…”
1
2
next ›
last »
Read Also:
- spoof merchant
a spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items. “i just had my monacle […]
- Spooge queen
any young co-ed who loves to get banged hard after a long night of drinking. she specifically loves to get a baby batter facial before the session is over! many of these girls attend the college of wooster,in wooster ohio sue, the spooge queen, was anxious to leave the crandall house party to get her […]
- stoner grilled cheese
pretty much the same thing as regular grilled cheese, except you make it in a toaster or microwave instead of the frying pan. it doesn’t taste as good as the regular kind, but it gets the job done if you are really high and got a serious case of the munchies, but too lazy to […]
- stool pool
toilet i play video games while sitting on the stool pool.
- Suck A Ball Y'all
a phrase that can be used upon ones exit from a group of people or shouted out a car window at people waiting for a bus. the phrase can be used to upset or insult others or as a friendly phrase. the phrase was invented by a scientist in fort collins ,colorado as a funny […]