sponf
a knife spoon and fork combine to make the ultimate eating tool
oh dude do you like my sponf yeah dude is quite s-xy
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- putoffable
an item that does not have to be completed at the current time. highly desired by individuals that have a high degree of procrastination. cleaning those dishes is clearly putoffable as there are no dairy products involved.
- sheepland
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- dot the i's and cross the t's
to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: the negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i’s and cross the t’s. we have to widen our perimeter. dot the i’s and cross the t’s.
- staaghaster
when you sneeze and acc-mulate a really satisfying amount of phlegm from your throat but there are no available places to spit it out so you’re forced to swallow it. “aw man, just had the biggest staaghaster… why are there no bins around here?”