Spong
a word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.
“he just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
it can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.
a: “my wrist is a bit sore so i might not play so well today.” b: “don’t be a f-cken spong now!”
noun: spong
verb: sponging, sponged
“he just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
a: “my wrist is a bit sore so i might not play so well today.” b: “don’t be a f-cken spong now!”
a bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.
common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.
have you got a bit of spong i can use as i’m dropping baccy everywhere
a more complex hardcore alteration of beer pong where cups are not filled with any liquid.
1. make a shot = opponent take 1 shot
2. make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower
3. knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower
lets play spong instead of beer pong bro!
a spong is a hybrid of spastic and mong, prooving the word spong as being a great insult to all ur friends, family and your enemies
“craig u r-t-rd, ur such a spong!!!”
“all u do all say long is spong around”
spong
to make mincemeat of someone. spong – brand name of a u.k. mincing machine maker.
hey you! take your hands off my wife or i’ll spong you good!
like sponge, but much funnier. listen to how funny it sounds!
mmmm, look at that spong. don’t you mean sponge? no, spong. it’s much funnier, see.
a combination of sp-cker / spastic and mong, mostly used by school teachers who would be sacked for using any of the former words, but by using an apparently made up word are able to describe their pupils accurately and with glee.
“f-ck me, my new year 10 cl-ss are f-cking spongy, most of them can’t stop dribbling.”
“what you mean you don’t understand, what are you, a f-cking spong?”
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