spongebob


calling someone spongebob implies they are being a square and are wearing their square pants. a square is a sensible, straight laced, often boring person.
harry: you coming out tonight john? it’s going to be a messy one.
john: no mate, i’m going to get an early night.
harry: come on! don’t be such a spongebob.

lucia, spongebob and me
little square dude
hold on there little square dude!
first off, spongebob is not h-m-s-xual. he’s a sponge! he reproduces as-xually by budding. how he acts is different…i just wanted to clarify that up.
spongebob: can you reproduce by budding?
1: one who wears square pants 2: one who lives in a pineapple under the sea
who lives in a pineapple under the sea? spongebob squarepants!!
funniest cartoon character in years! he’s naive yet shows signs of intelligence which his friend patrick star lacks. also works for mr. krabs at the krusty krab making krabbie patties!
spongebob gives neighbor squidward many headaches!
a square dude with a lame job and no life.

…and i don’t mean the cartoon
if you still work at mcdonald’s flipping krabby patties, get a real job spongebob.
the name of an underwater sponge who has his own show on nickelodeon.he is yellow, has no hair (bald), has blue eyes, and wears squarepants.

s-x: male
s-xuality: as-xual(which means he’s not gay)
race: ???
friends: patrick, squidward(???), sandy, mr.krabs
pets: gary, larry (from the episode “dumped”), jerry (also from the episode “dumped”)
age: 19 going on 20
spongebob is the best show ever to have hit television!
a porous, spongey nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.
spongebob went jellyfishing in jellyfish fields.

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