thaniel


thaniel’s are rare and sp-rs-ly found. they usually are found with an instrument in hand, and an arched goofy set of eyebrows. they are always amazing people in the way that they give, and put others before themselves. always the first to offer help, and the last to accept it. thaniel’s often are tall dark and handsome. only the ultra rare thaniel’s have gorgeous hazel eyes and a quirky laugh. they make amazing brothers, sons, friends, and especially amazing partners.
matea: wow! you’re dating thaniel? i heard he is a really awesome guy! and hes so nice and funny!

chelsea: yea! i’m planning on keeping him, hes so great. i think he’s the one! i really love him!

matea: definitely! i heard that thaniel’s are always husband material!
adjective; originated in olney, md (sherwood), to describe an idiotic person. it is also used to describe a bama, dumb–ss, or an uptight person.
“d-mn mike you thaniel like sh-tt son!”
“naa… its cuz i need a new orioles hat”

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